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It’s a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you’re hurt.
Tom Gates   (via gothics)

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If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

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youmaytakethefloorincompetition:

jesus come on those are horrible free arms my grandma can toss better than you

youmaytakethefloorincompetition:

jesus come on those are horrible free arms my grandma can toss better than you

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ladycaracas:

iwanttoberecycled:

I want to be less compact, less disc. 

please

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owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

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subliminalmusings:

bugsaremytype:

when somebody asks you to tell them about yourself 

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i yam who i yam.

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yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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zooeyclairedeschanel:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

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is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post

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kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

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